Birthday: Candy-Filled Donkey

Headline: 
Candy-Filled Donkey Savagely Beaten At Child's Birthday Party

Subhead: 
Suspects Considered "Sugared-Up And Dangerous"

Inside message: 
Happy birthday.

• 5.5" x 4.25" 
• Premium 100-lb. gray paper 
• Soy-based ink 
• Offset printed in the USA 
• Paired with a red, square-flap envelope 
(made from 100% wind power) 
• Packaged in a clear protective sleeve